those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just
getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs
man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you