I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
"women shouldn’t have to wear makeup!"
"you don’t have to conform to society’s expectations of feminine aesthetics! "
"women who don’t wear makeup are better; i only like women who look good without makeup; women who wear makeup are fake; etc."
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
#presses this film to my chest like a hot water bottle #i vividly remember seeing this in the cinema and i hadn’t really investigated it fully and thought it was a genuine period-accurate chaucer #and for the first 3 or so minutes and I was just wtf?? #and then i recall it perfectly - my brain just said FUCK IT THIS IS AWESOME #SOMEONE CRANK UP THE QUEEN SOUNDTRACK #GET IN LOSER - WE’RE GOING JOUSTING #and there’s practically no cast member i would not messily make out with #in a handsy way
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
Illegal alcohol being poured out during Prohibition, Detroit, 1929